Friday, October 20, 2006

We've Blown it

Our accountant has just informed us that we’ve blown (absolutely no pun intended) our annual Semtex budget on a graphic designer and logo conceptualiser, both of which turned out to be shit. The logo couldn’t be read on business cards and we’re not actually sure ‘logo conceptualiser’, is a real job. Anyway please send explosives, letter bombs and singed American flags to our head office address so we can carry on with our grand plan.

More details about what the ‘Grand Plan’ is coming soon.

Jeffrey Stunmen (MEng)

Head of Development

P.S. Rupert, the work experience lad, has lost his hand and been dismissed.

P.P.S. Please clearly label donated packages

P.P.P.S. If anyone's interested in CV building and work experience at a cutting edge and dynamic international organisation drop us a line. Successful applicants will have two hands.