Friday, January 12, 2007

We need a look.

One of the things we realised on our travels is how well dressed a lot of other terrorists were. So we feel we need to design a fantastically flashy uniform for our members. But being moderately liberal we want to open up the style debate to the public. So first off headwear, what’s scarier the Burka or the Balaclava, vote now!!!

Gush Rhymehart (head of fashion and street cred)


sorry for the delay, but its in company name

Sorry for the apparent lack of giving a fuck in keeping up with out interweb communications, but then the organisations tendency towards apathy is hinted at in our name.

Anyway we've all been on gap years (although we ran out of money early) trying to learn about terrorism in other cultures: you know see the world and expand our minds a bit.

The thing that really blew our minds about other cultures is just how much they all seemed to get what we were talking about. I remember a very interesting member of the Khmer Rouge who talked till the early hours about tolerance and the need for a pure sprit and healthy salt free diet. We also had drinks in a hotel bar with a member of Tamil Eelam and discussed whether Madonna should have been allowed to adopt; needless to say he thought the press should just leave her alone and allow her to focus on her art.

Basically we came away from our trip feeling we'd sorted a lot out in our own heads and have returned full of ideas and eager to carry on our campaign. So keep yourselves posted.

Garth Brooks (ultra villain)