Hi Everyone,
We thought you might be interested to know that S.O.D.I.T are recruiting. That’s right we’re looking for suicide bombers. If you're interested please email your CV with a picture of you attached and a 250 word description of why you think you would make a good suicide bomber. Successful applicants will be invited down to our London HQ for an IQ test and practical training. Please bring £5.50 in change for a (tax deductible) all day travel pass.
Lucy Springbolt
Head of Human Resources
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Hail! A New Dawn
Hi everyone,
Welcome to the 'sort of dedicated international terrorists' or S.O.D.I.T blog. We are a group of moderate liberals who have decided to radicalise. We've been radical now for about 3 months and so far it’s going rather well! :)
It's always difficult to generate publicity for a new project, especially one as ground breaking and far reaching as ours. Yet thanks to the success of our launch night at the Cromwell Rooms in South Ken we've picked up some great media contacts. As a result S.O.D.I.T's director of media communications Graham Bomb BA, MA, Mphil will be giving an interview in Loaded next month. A full transcript will be available here. We are also holding a booze cruise that’s open to the general public on December the 12th, tickets cost £5 and can be purchased here http://www.ticketmaster.com/sodit remember to bring some form of identity or else you won't be allowed on the boat.
But anyway; what is S.O.D.I.T all about I hear you cry! Well basically we got tired of all these drab, convoluted and tough to join terrorist agencies. So we decided to set up the hippest, most up to date terrorist organisation yet. Our main hatreds are:
Chechen Human Rights abuses
The depletion of Earth's natural resources
Bob Geldof
And...
People who play music through their mobile phones on the back of buses - in fact we hate that so much that we were going to blow up a bus in order to make a point but our media consultants told us it had already been done and might seem stale or unoriginal. After looking into it we found out he was right! Well I guess you don’t get to charge £200 per hour without being the best.
However we like to think that our aims and goals are always changing to reflect that of today's intellectual youth so by all means if you have a cause or a hatred that you would like S.O.D.I.T to react against why not email it in? (Please keep proposals to less than 250 words).
So now you have the lo-down on what we’re about spread the word, get your mates involved, buy some merchandise and help start the revolution. Remember unless you S.O.D.I.T nothing gets done!
MD
Welcome to the 'sort of dedicated international terrorists' or S.O.D.I.T blog. We are a group of moderate liberals who have decided to radicalise. We've been radical now for about 3 months and so far it’s going rather well! :)
It's always difficult to generate publicity for a new project, especially one as ground breaking and far reaching as ours. Yet thanks to the success of our launch night at the Cromwell Rooms in South Ken we've picked up some great media contacts. As a result S.O.D.I.T's director of media communications Graham Bomb BA, MA, Mphil will be giving an interview in Loaded next month. A full transcript will be available here. We are also holding a booze cruise that’s open to the general public on December the 12th, tickets cost £5 and can be purchased here http://www.ticketmaster.com/sodit remember to bring some form of identity or else you won't be allowed on the boat.
But anyway; what is S.O.D.I.T all about I hear you cry! Well basically we got tired of all these drab, convoluted and tough to join terrorist agencies. So we decided to set up the hippest, most up to date terrorist organisation yet. Our main hatreds are:
Chechen Human Rights abuses
The depletion of Earth's natural resources
Bob Geldof
And...
People who play music through their mobile phones on the back of buses - in fact we hate that so much that we were going to blow up a bus in order to make a point but our media consultants told us it had already been done and might seem stale or unoriginal. After looking into it we found out he was right! Well I guess you don’t get to charge £200 per hour without being the best.
However we like to think that our aims and goals are always changing to reflect that of today's intellectual youth so by all means if you have a cause or a hatred that you would like S.O.D.I.T to react against why not email it in? (Please keep proposals to less than 250 words).
So now you have the lo-down on what we’re about spread the word, get your mates involved, buy some merchandise and help start the revolution. Remember unless you S.O.D.I.T nothing gets done!
MD
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