In order to streamline the recruiting process we have decided to add an online application stage. All interested parties please fill out the questions below keeping answers to fewer than 250 words.
Many thanks and best of luck!
Lucy Springbolt
Head of Human Resources
Questions:
1a) are you male or female?
2a) what is your country of birth?
2b) what is your country of residence
3a) what is your occupation?
4a) what is your total net income per annum?
5a) are you a home owner?
6a) do you donate to political parties/terrorists organisations?
7a) would you be willing to give S.O.D.I.T power of attorney?
8a) would you rather kill or be killed?
8b) why?
9a) do you believe in an afterlife?
9b) which one?
10) which of these animals would you rather be:
a) a Semtex snake
b) a Ricin rabbit
c) a sniper salmon
Monday, October 30, 2006
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