Saturday, October 21, 2006

Official Apology

Dear reader,

We would like to apologise for the last post. It was made by one of our new recruits last night after we had all gone to the pub. We are trying to dismiss him for being, as we see it, ‘A little bit much’. Unfortunately it turns out he’s a member of the TGU (Terrorism and Guerrilla warfare Union), so we’re waiting until his contract’s up and we don’t have to give him a golden handshake.

While we work on removing the post our legal department has advised us to issue a public statement. Therefore, if anyone was offended please accept out sincerest apologies, the statements in question were made without official sanction or knowledge. A specific apology goes out to any victims of the 7/7 bombings who may have been reading this. As recompense please accept another BBC News report on how hard its all been but how well you’re all coping now. If your still not satisfied please write in and we’ll send you a free S.O.D.I.T bag.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter and once again, SORRY.

In other news our meeting with KPMG went very well. It turns out the organisations ‘culture’ is not what it could be, so we’re all going to the Dales next week for drum therapy and an intensive weekend of workshops. Hopefully by the end of all that our great plan will be back on track, or at the very least will be expressible in through bullet points.

Best

MD

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