Product release: the worlds smallest Digitally Intelligent Portable Object Detonator or 'diPod'
S.O.D.I.T are thrilled to announce that we’ve teamed up with Apple to release the world’s smallest and most powerful portable detonator yet. At only 0.26 of an inch in width this handy little trigger will easily slip inside any tailor made shoe or hat. With up to 24 hours of battery life and a incredible range of 3 miles you never need fear being close to one of your detonations again. Not only that but with 2GB, 4GB or 8GB of storage you can listen to all your fundamental texts (comes loaded Rawl’s theory of justice) and up to 10,000 songs for those long plane journeys. And finally if it all goes wrong the super bright LCD screen can be used to call attention to yourself in rubble.
If this ultra cool device doesn’t get heads turning then your just not using it right. Prices start from £89.99 and can be purchased from any good distributor of WMD’s or Ebay.
Explosions. Now coming
from an diPod near you.
Jane Gummings (MEng, MSC)
Head of R&D
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The perfect present for your in-laws at christmas?
What? Comment moderation? That sucks. Comment Moderation sucks. Please publish this comment so that I can make my thoughts known
Well this has led to quite a debate in the office. For a while we did toy with the idea of being a totalitarian organisation which rejected free speech but eventually felt that conflicted with our mission statement and so we spent thousands hiring an IT company to turn off ‘comment moderation’ they said it had something to do with proxy settings and an FTP reroute through the main circuit board. Anyway we think it was money well spent. Speak free or we'll blow your fuggin house up.
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