Hi Everyone,
We thought you might be interested to know that S.O.D.I.T are recruiting. That’s right we’re looking for suicide bombers. If you're interested please email your CV with a picture of you attached and a 250 word description of why you think you would make a good suicide bomber. Successful applicants will be invited down to our London HQ for an IQ test and practical training. Please bring £5.50 in change for a (tax deductible) all day travel pass.
Lucy Springbolt
Head of Human Resources
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